Another knee-slapper by my 8 year old brother. Which president likes doing laundry? George WASHING-A-TON. He’s the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

I assert dominance over millennials by responding to their texts with phone calls.

No Deja vu please…I Don’t want to go through that again

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War? Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust? Watch your step

Yo mama so fat I slap her booty before she goes to work. When she comes home, it still wiggles.

I felt like making a joke about the stock market but I won’t burst your bubble.

What is a dentist’s favorite dinosaur? A Flossiraptor! I’ll just show myself out…

Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone.

” Wife: there is a man at the door with a mustache. Husband: tell him i’ve already got one. “