should probably not think about sad things at work i mean who wants to buy a dildo from someone who was clearly just crying in the shoe room

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis? They keep getting caught in the net!

Eastern Europe – 1989 “If we leave the Soviet Union, we might have to get visas to visit Siberia and turnips will be more expensive”

What sound does a bomb make before it goes off? allahu ackbar!!

Fruits are single-handedly keeping the sticker industry afloat.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and says. #RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

China’s stock market is down again We should have seen it coming. The red flags were everywhere.

When the instructions say so easy a child could do it, I assume you mean one of those genius 12-year-olds who double major at MIT.

What is a vampire’s sweetheart called? His ghoul-friend.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Fire truck.