My cheap boss… Talks so much shit. I guess its hard to defecate when you’re major tight ass.

CaO+H2O=Ca(OH)2 Is this reaction illegal too?

Blood is thicker than water, but rhinoceros poop is thicker than blood, so..

The worst part about being told you have Alzheimer’s? It doesn’t just happen the once. And I’ll be posting this again later. If I remember.

What do you call an obnoxious potato? A dictator.

Ocean How does the ocean greet us?

A man goes to a doctor Man : Doc, I have been hurting in places. Doc : Then don’t fucking go to those places.

Why isn’t the guy who wrote “Danger Zone” and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media? He forgot his Loggins

Why don’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to

What’s the difference between an Onion and a Whore? I don’t cry when I chop up a Whore.