What N word do you not want to call a black man? Neighbor

A man walks into the shop of a psychic barber Barber: Say no more

“Let’s call it a day.” -Guy who invented that word

Is it just me Or do circles seem pointless?

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool? THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Kill them with kindness, you say? *slowly and sadly puts down bazooka*

You, my friend, deserve a high-five…that’s four more fingers than I normally give.

What’s your best Pirate Joke? What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? the C!

What do you tell your bird when it doesn’t want to urinate? Pee cock!

Put yourself in my shoes for a minute… …Now you’re a mile away, and you have my shoes!