Gramma gramma gramma gramma gramma chameleon she’s old and cold she’s old and coooooold

What do you call not wanting to reminisce? No-stalgia.

Don’t fret, I’ll buy you a guitar, no strings attached. You might not want it because you’re a little picky.

Windows 10? Cool! Only 85 more versions before we come back to Windows 95

What does a data scientist do after an heavy lunch? A pie shart.

What’s the difference between a magician and a psychologist? A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy? Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

The chef at my local Chinese restaurant had a nasty fall at work, and was so badly injured he had to give up his job. He’ll never wok again.

The jokes in this subreddit are so dark I’m surprised they haven’t been shot by the police.

Teacher I can’t solve this problem. Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wonder I can’t do it then I’m nearly ten!