Made up a classy joke, give me your feedback… I broke up with my clone the other day. Being sincere, I told him “its not you, its me”.

The best underwear jokes…. are brief.

What do you call a group of homosexuals on rollerblades? A pack of Rolaids.

What’s a pedophile’s favorite pair of shoes? White Vans.

The past, the present and the future walked into a bar It was tense.

A good name for a transvestite. Susan B. Anthony

I accidentally opened the fitness app on my phone for the first time ever. It just began pointing at me & laughing.

Why can’t a fish be a radio host? Because if he goes on air, he’ll die.

So Rachel Dolezal becomes a Rapper… Her rap name: the notorius W.H.I.T.E

Do you know how to make 5 lbs of fat look good?. Put a nipple on it!