A student sits at his desk and begins his economics exam. He opens the paper and reads the first question. To Germany, how much is Greece worth – 1 mark

What do you get from a frozen zombie? Frost bite. ;D

My girlfriend told me I was one in a million When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right.

What is black and starts with “nig”? Nighttime, you racist bastard.

How many Vietnam Veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb? YOU DON’T KNOW, MAN, BECAUSE YOU WEREN’T THERE..!!!

Hillary Clinton has become so famous that they started naming footwear after her They call it the flip flop

What the pepper say to the angry chilli? If you don’t cool down, I’m going to get jalapeno business

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar? I Expectsum Patronum

I’m going to open a store called Chasm It will be like the Gap, but a lot bigger.

What do you call an 8 day long blowjob? Hanukkah Lewinski