Why was the obtuse triangle upset? Because he is never right.

I just microwaved my TV dinner & it came out fully cooked on the first try, so I’m basically a chef at Applebee’s now if anyone’s hungry.

A joke about mods [deleted]

I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you’re never, oh you knocked me down again, you are being very rude

I told a joke to my Chemistry teacher. He replied “Oh man, I slapped my neon that one”

What car does Boba Fett drive? A ManDeLorean.

My Grandfather had the heart of a lion and… A lifetime ban from the New York City zoo.

Why does China care so much about money? They can’t resist all of the cha-‘ching’.

There are three kinds of people in this world…. Ones that can count and ones that can’t

I’ve got money left over for condoms or lottery tickets. I’m trying to calculate the odds.