Finally took that warning on the cigarette pack to heart and stopped littering

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Three logicians go to a bar The waiter asks if they would all like a drink The first responds “I don’t know” The second responds “I don’t know” And the third responds “Yes, why thank you”

2050’s kids won’t get this… Snow

I made a joke. I had a threesome once… I think I sprained both my wrists

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle His wife is already pregnant

Donald Trump had a great inauguration speech It sounds like he Putin a lot of practice

A serial killer leaves his mark on his victims by cutting off their left hand and right leg. Authorities say something sinister is afoot.

how did one droid flirt with the other droid “hey bb”

[beside lady with baby] Her: Smells like someone went poop poop! Does the baby need a change? Me: *blushing* Yes ma’am.