How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus? You pokemon

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist? Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Whats 6’2″ and doesnt work? My moms van, its been sitting on blocks all summer you racist bastard.

What do you call a bear that can’t win? A Chicago Bear

I got banned from my chiropractors office. Apparently its not “appropriate” to ask for a happy ending.

“Oh holy shit, what the hell is this!” -people who request songs on the radio discovering the internet for the first time

My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike away.

Why is eastern europe filled with strippers? Because they like Poles.

love is joke hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn’t solve the riddle? I’m stumped.