Why aren’t there any black people in the Air Force? They’re still afraid of hangars.

What’s the difference between Broccoli and boogers? Kids don’t eat broccoli.

What’s easier to get, aids or lung cancer? Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn’t make sense)

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store? Because he didn’t want toupee.

What’s the difference between my job and a dead hooker? My job still sucks

No matter close I get to her when I do them, I cannot seem to startle my dog with my farts.

Should I take something for my kleptomania??

Dance like you’re not the father

Don’t get me wrong, I’m grateful to have a job. I just wish it wasn’t THIS job.

Spelling is very important in cosmetic surgery no one wants buttocks injected into their face