I didn’t study for my Star Wars test.. So I’m getting Alderaan answers

People like to put words in your mouth, predictive-text likes to put words in your phone.

What do you call a sophisticated American? Canadian

A blind man walks into a bar… …and a table… and a chair.

A dslexic man walked into a bra. His wife’s washing was hanging out to dry and he wasn’t looking where he was going. The man’s dyslexia was admittedly pretty irrelevant to the event.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles? Electricity.

What are the other letters of the alphabet? Nazis.

A girl a day keeps the hand away.

“I’m in international waters, your damn laws can’t touch me” I scream to the police as I dog paddle naked in my neighbors swimming pool.

I don’t think it’s correct to call them grammar Nazis anymore… They seem to prefer the label “alt-write” nowadays.