Coffee Joke [OC] So the coffee asked the creamer, “Are you outraged by our working conditions too, or do you support management?” The creamer replied, “I’m half and half.” ^^^I’m ^^^Sorry.

A batch of muffins are baking in the oven … a muffin says to the other muffin ‘getting hot in here eh’ The other muffin says HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN

Mosquitoes are whores. They suck on everyone who goes near them.

So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar Just kidding

What we all have in common is how extra stupid we look when we stop everything and focus on removing a stray hair from our tongue.

What’s the difference between a 4WD and a rental car? A rental car can drive anywhere.

If you say “Unique New York” (5 times fast) is it easy or hard?

What do you call a frozen hamburger? A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself.

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn’t any more? An extractor fan

Bummed that there’s no obvious place to insert a $ into my name.