I just found out my on-line girlfriend has a wooden leg. should I break it off?

What’s the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.

Without Loss of Generality Assume x = 5

How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb? Why does it have to be a group activity?

I walked into the Reddit restaurant. All the servers were busy.

Neil Patrick Harris couldn’t host a tapeworm without a musical number. #Emmys

Why did lebron change his name to ebron Because the cavaliers toke the L

How do you get a Criminal to stop running? Play the national anthem

How do you know when a bass player and drummer are at your front door? The knocking is out of time and they don’t know when to come in.

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute