My doctor prescribed me Adderall to help my concentration and frustration. The only problem is that… now I’m super concentrated on my frustrations.

I suggest we all go to Russia for Christmas.. They’ll have fried Turkey

Oscar Pistorius says he won’t be entering other races until the trial is over. I think in prison he’ll have to worry more about other races entering him.

This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.

“I’ll never forget you Jack” “Can I float on that wood too, Rose?” “I’ll always remember you” “Seems like there’s room for–” “Goodbye Jack”

Some gamers think that it’s wrong to cheat… but i think its down right left triangle up square down left square right circle cross

HUSBAND 911: what your emergency? ME: my wife hears everything HUSBAND 911: do I? ME: what? HUSBAND 911: what?

They are finally letting women go to the ISS About damn time. Some one has to make the men sandwiches up there.

If you’re dying, and have recently lost your car keys, take the opportunity, as your life flashes before your eyes, to try to spot them!

How do you kill a hipster? by drowning them in the mainstream