What’s a weeaboo’s favorite religion Animism

Adam: Eve, you read the terms and conditions before using that Apple product right? Eve: Uh yeah, totally

I see your eight-year-old joke and raise you my nine-year-old joke. Why didn’t the bullet have a job? It got fired.

What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries? Guidelines

Why does Yasuo never get locked out? Because he always “hasaki!”

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb? Woah woah woah… I never said there was a lightbulb!

It’s so hot outside that I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off my roof.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to start the journey from I Can’t Breathe Without You to I’ll Choke You Out In Public.

What tastes good? Popcorn.

DIVORCED BARBIE Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie? A: All of Ken’s stuff.