Jesus loves me … it’s so awkward.

there was a shooting at the westboro Baptist church recently… the police report over a dozen witnesses, yet for some reason, nobody saw anything.

What do you call a blind German? A Not See

What’s green, slimy and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger

If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator then… Hey come to think of it that’s not a bad idea.

A Santa joke. So what does a pimp and Santa have in common? They both go Ho Ho Ho I’ll see myself [out] (http://i.imgur.com/9gdyd.gif)

What do the hotdogs taste like at the gay parade? Shit

I asked a cute statistician if I could get her phone number. She said probably not.

Ethiopia How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Stable bread to the ceiling.

Guido Mastrobatatti died when he hurt his arm? How? He had elbow-a