What do you call a blonde in the freezer? Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

A soccer ball walks into a bar. The bartender kicked him out.

Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s dick.

Did you hear about that look alike contest in china? Everybody won

Weird Al and Vin Diesel should team up with a chip tune band Then they could be Al, Vin & The Chip Monks

Definition Of A Kiss What Is A Kiss? Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

Two drunks come out of a bar… One says to the other: “We gotta go back, I forgot to pee.” The other one replies: “No problem, dude, I can teach you how to do it!”

I once visited The Virgin Islands. When I left, they were just called The Islands.

I once dated a dentist. He had a tiny round mirror on the ceiling over his bed.

What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend? Baaaaaeeeee!