You know your life sucks when… Your job sucks, Your kids suck, And your wife doesn’t.

How does a blonde man get really rich,stupid and a candidate for president ? small loan of 100 million dollars

A joke I made up from The Revenant Why did Glass gut the horse? He just wanted to fit in.

How do you know if you’ve fallen in love with an apple from France? Your heart goes “pomme pomme … pomme pomme …”

[Request] Apocalypse jokes I want as many apocalypse jokes as you can give me. Good, bad, ugly, I’ll take any and all of them. Thank you 🙂

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! Courtesy of the popsicle I just enjoyed. Had to share. Have a great day.

I got fired from being the events coordinator at the local orphanage. I think it’s cause family day never really took off

There’s no greater waste of time in life than wishing a one-year-old a happy birthday.

How did Kobe Bryant go on his math test? He didn’t pass.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team? She kept running away from the ball