My pig stepped on a land mind under a tree… Now I have a porky pine.

Why is Reddit called Reddit? Because you’ve already read it!

What do you call a society governed by men with no testicles? An anorchy… …I swear, that one KILLED at the urology convention

your grandma has a pic of you in her house when you were in junior high and not at any other age

Why is the day that you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off?

A good joke for the engineers out there Free time

With a face like that, I think it’s a safe to say, life’s been handing Renee Zellweger lemons for quite some time.

What’s the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger? Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

8: I’m scared of monsters under my bed Me: You should really be scared of spiders that will lay eggs in your ear 8: MOM! Wife: ZACK!

My grandpa has the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban at the San Diego zoo.