What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder !

A redhead tells her blonde friend “I slept with a Brazilian”… The blonde replies, “Oh my god, you slut! How many is a Brazilian?”

Animals are more careful than human. Here is the reason. http://funnyentry.com/ny-pizza-rat-turns-to-cannibalism/

“Ladies, calm down. Girlfriend, wife, whatever. The important thing is that between the 2 of you, you brought enough to post my bail”

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?! With an electorate blanket.

Dear Pope, Religion and birth control are more compatible than you may think. Every time a condom breaks, someone learns to pray.

Two redditors walk into a bar

What’s a Yankee? It’s a quickie….but you do it yourself

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public? “Get a womb, you two.”

What’s blue and fucks grannies Pneumonia….