Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs? Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

im 100% for equal rights for women! I mean so what they are inferior to men?

On a flight I asked the guy behind me if he minded me reclining my seat. He said he did. It really put my back up.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. You don’t need a lightbulb when you have a glass ceiling.

What’s the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero. The other is a command.

What’s the best thing about dating a black girl? You’d never have to meet the father.

What’s the most capable element? Tin, because tin can.

COWORKER: how old is our boss? ME: cut him in half & count the rings CW: doesn’t that only work on trees? ME: *over chainsaw noises* HE’S 38

Why do gay men hate Jesus? It took him three days to rise again.

Divorced barbie Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll? A: All Ken’s stuff