What did the hot dogs name their child? Frank

What’s the best selling soft drink in Italy? Dr. Pepe

Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara’s Tops

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare? Because they’re sending them to the infantry!

Someday I will disappoint a burglar with my one drawer of Taco Bell mild sauce packets.

Sam sung a song, and PUFF! An apple materialized!

China Joke So I was walking around the other day and I saw a Chinese guy fall out of a 2nd story window. I ran up and in English yelled, “Are you ok?!?” He replied, “I am fine, thank you, and you?”

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You wave hello!

[Hospital front desk] “Yeah my wife is here for weight loss surg-” *wife hits me* “Baby delivery, I mean she’s here to deliver a baby”

why did the little shoe cry? Because his mommy was a sneaker and his daddy was a loafer with only a penny to his name!