Good to know that if they ever release a lion in Walmart you only have to run faster than the fat lady with the zebra print pants on.

Fun Fact: Bush passed the No Child Left Behind Act because he thought it would prevent the McCallisters from leaving Kevin home alone again.

You know the meeting has gone completely downhill when someone suggests sacrificing a chicken.

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was out standing in his field

How can you tell if someone’s a Vegan? Don’t worry… they’ll tell you.

ROAR Did you here about the lion joke it will make you ROAR!!!

Scientists say there are now 4 confirmed states of matter Solid matter Liquid matter Gas matter and most recently… Black Lives matter

I used to think porn stars got paid alot it turns out they’ve been getting shafted

What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NAAAA

My weird uncle Dale has a job yelling at cars on the side of the highway. It doesn’t pay actual money, but it’s cool that he’s his own boss.