eer booze and fun!’ ‘WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

What do you call an interracial dwarf actor? A half cast

What’s the best machine to impress women at the gym? The ATM

What was Hitler’s favourite song? Knocking on ovens door

If your lawyer has a ponytail you’re going to prison.

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common? They both swallow seamen.

What do you call an oyster who can’t find another job? A clamboni driver!

About what time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tennish

I have ADHD How do I upgrade to AD4K?

Thought I saw Donald Trump but it was just a pile of distressed leather with a raccoon napping on top of it.