I found a tumor at Bingo last night. It’s okay. It was B9.

There are only two types of people I hate in this world… Racists and black people.

Bacon and eggs walk into a bar The bartender says “get out, we don’t serve breakfast here”

What does a black man do after sex? Wipes away the pepper spray and 25 to life.

If Hillary is elected….. will she only make 70% of what Obama makes?

What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you? Herp-n-derp-es

how to you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? you wave at her.

What’s ISIS’s favorite Country Band? Allahbama

Usian Bolt’s favourite country? I-ran 😉

Daylight robbery… I got robbed today at Shell gas station. I called the cops, and they asked if I knew who did it. I said, “Yeah, pump 6.”