Short Jokes
Where do Floridians wash their clothes? In Fort Launderdale.
Where do Floridians wash their clothes? In Fort Launderdale.
Anyone else hear the new Whitney Houston song they just released? No? Well it’s very underground right now.
How do you make a handkerchief dance? ….put a little boogie in it. 😐 I’m sorry.
Why does the farmer hate his job? because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.
Why did the Russians lose the space race? Their rocket kept Stalin!
What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can’t drink milk? Lack toes and tall or rent
What does a perverted frog say ? Rubbit
Girl: AH COO!! Man: Bless you. Girl: AH COO!! Man: Squared
What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long? It gets Camel-Towed.
Watching a Sarah McLachlan concert on TV on a Saturday night. It’s funny, this wasn’t on my bucket list yet I feel so close to actual death.