What do you call a promiscuous girl in special ed? A tater thot

John 10:26 Holy shit I gotta get up for work!

Why did Jared lose so much weight? He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

It amazes me at how dirty minded most of you single women are. What amazes me more is how you clean that mind after you get wifed.

If I could be any enzyme It would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

What do you call the entrance you come through from hell to get into heaven? The Glory Hole

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can’t take a joke anyway.

I think Lance Armstrong is missing a huge opportunity by not endorsing Uni-ball pens.

What’s better than a rose on a piano? Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

2 things I hate; 1)Hypocrites 2)and people who don’t finish anyth