Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!

A bold move… **move**

Olympic wrestling is the only time there is a “Clean and Jerk”… in every other case, it’s the other way round.

Hi-Fi, Mid-Fi and Low-Fi Stereotypes

Give a man a fish he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and you’ll have to fix the washing machine yourself with YouTube videos

The hurricane coming in is called Joaquin. When it leaves, does it Joaqout?

“You know who needs more attention? Celebrities. Maybe we could give them trophies or something.” Good idea, Oscar. What’d you have in mind?

Jimmy was eating ice cream but dropped it as he crossed the street. Why? He was hit by a bus.

My wife asked me to stop singing Oasis songs. I said maybe.

Did you hear about the circumcision Rabbi’s wallet? When you rub it for a few minutes, it becomes a suitcase.