I’ve given up masturbation for a week I’m just not feeling myself anymore.

A man was at a HIV volunteer center… …to give a motivational talk to the patients He told them they need to stay positive. Not surprise he got kicked out shortly after

How do you know if someone is using recursion?

What do buzzards in Kansas eat? Carrion, my wayward son.

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? With a pitchfork!

Yo mama rouchy the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.

Who may become a Prime Minister? Theresa may.

I like my women like I like my rice…. ….Hot, white, and lifeless.

Drummers always have such lame jokes… I’ve heard them all like a Zildjian times.

People drive too slow in the fog… I’m just over here not hitting anything. Not even my brakes.