What’s the hardest part about rollerblading? Tellings your parents you’re gay.

Why Didn’t the Jew Score Another Date with the Asian Girl? Hebrew it.

What does MSG stand for? Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

There were zwei peanuts walking down the strae… … and one was a salted… peanut.

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake? To a weterinarian!

What’s the difference between a joke and two dicks? You don’t look like you could take a joke.

Why did the armadillo cross the road? It didn’t, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

If you’re behind someone at an ATM, let them know you’re not a threat by gently kissing their neck.

What’s the difference between a feminist and a vacuum cleaner? They both suck, but the vacuum has a handle on it.

What does Harry Potter do when he gets Ginny Pregnant? Cast Fetus Deletus.