Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry? Cos they are afraid of Sin

Did you hear about the two antennae who got married? The wedding was okay, but the reception was GREAT

*comes back with wife’s purse* w: I said don’t run or people will think you stole it! How many times did you get tackled? m:[bleeding] Twice

What Australian city has the most cats? Purrth.

My girlfriend can only count out loud up to five. She thinks oral six is going too far

I almost took a bite of my friend’s sandwich Woops, wrong sub.

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Cat ! Cat who ? Cat you understand !

How do Ghosts get Drunk? Booze.

The speed of light is when you take out a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on.

How is Donald Trump going to improve American produce? He is going to make American grapes again.