What’s the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear, the other’s an awesome year.

How do you spell “Pringles” in Spanish? Pringles

What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me something smells.

OK I made a new one! How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months? Central Fajiting.

What’s the difference between England and a cup of tea? The teabag stays in the cup longer.

I asked my English friend what his favourite summer accessory is. He said, “Clouds.”

What was 2016? The best joke I’ve ever heard!

How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character? Ten.

Ever heard of the undertaker who accidentally dug another body? He made a grave mistake.

Knock knock Who’s there? Bill bill Bill Bill. Worst fucking joke ever