Whats the difference between a black guy and a snow tire? A snow tire doesnt sing when you put chains on it.

What’s Black and White and Red all over? The Zebra I just shot dead.

When a raccoon stands up and cracks his knuckles, stop shaving him immediately.

What’s the best way to see yesterday’s front page ? 9GAG

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb? YOU WOULDN’T KNOW SON YOU WEREN’T THERE!!

I have an irrational fear that I’m accidentally making up words. I don’t want to be misunderstandable.

What’s the difference between a bull and a band?

What do black people and dividing by zero have in common? They don’t work.

“Alcohol doesn’t affect me” *Wakes up with cornrows, a light saber and two taxidermy lizards*

If your wife says “take out the trash” do not reply with “you cooked it you take it out.”