Star Wars Episode 7? What’s next, Star Wars Episode 8???

At what time do most people go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty (2:30).

The hot blonde walked up to the bartender and asked for a double entendre… The bartender gave it to her.

How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it’s from.

Reddit front page is so slow that it’s showing posts from 30 years ago.

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10? Friend: 9 Me: 9? I’ll give her one.. *wink*

Happy New year America! from your friend Australia. Don’t worry I expect it’ll take about 18 or so hours for you to get this.

Has anybody seen my keys? theyre awesome.

Mayweather remains unbeaten Unlike his ex-girlfriends.

‘My boobs fall to the side when I lay down’ is the new ‘my boobs are real.’