What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? [NSFW] Cuntswaylo

I was walking down the street one day when I heard someone playing Dancing Queen and Mamma Mia on the didgeridoo. That’s Abba-rigonal

My girlfriend is adorable, smart, sexy, and looking over my shoulder as I type.

I have sex with my girlfriend and her twin. How do I tell them apart? Her brother has a moustache.

Watermelons and Catcuses There are two watermelons and two cacti. One cactus says to the other “Damn look at those melons!” The Watermelons reply “Wow they’re such pricks.”

What is the first symptom of AIDS? Pounding in the anus

This is naut, ok? If America has ‘astronauts’ and Russia has ‘cosmonauts’, does Denmark have ‘deeznauts’?

“What did you do?” “Genocide. You?” “I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook.” – Conversations in Hell

Last time I saw my boyfriend he was getting on a plane to Helsinki. You might say he vanished into Finnair.

I inherited my chronic diarrhea from my parents It runs in the Genes