What is an astronaut’s favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.

Why can you trust noone in the savannah? Cause they be lion.

What’s the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command. ALL credit goes to /u/eternityinspace had to share it!

Know why the whole thing with hitler and the Jews happens Because he asked for a glass of juice but everyone thought he said gas the Jews.

Did you hear that Jesus was a bit of a drunk? One time He got so hammered that He fell asleep in a cave for three days before He woke up. (heard in church today) 🙂 Happy Easter!

If you have ever sat in the toilet at work and wondered how long you can sit there before someone searches for you, the answer is 47 minutes

What is Macaulay Culkin’s favorite cheese? Provolone

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down? Anubis (If you don’t get it, say it slower.)

If he buys your drink, but you’re really not interested? Smile at him, thank him and then stick the olive up your nose.

Moses had the first tablet with cloud connectivity.