Pedophiles They’re fucking immature assholes.

getting a teardrop tattoo for every leaf i’ve accidentally stepped on

I like my pork butts like I like my women Slathered in BBQ sauce, stuffed in a pot, and then cut up when the lid doesn’t fit right.

Girls giving blowjobs for Louboutins – Whatcha call that? Head over heels.

A musician was arrested… He’s in treble.

Martin Luther King Day White’s Sale.

Why couldn’t the founding fathers ever get a date? They were revolting

Why shouldn’t you make abortion jokes? It’s always too soon.

Somewhere, someplace, there’s a hole in the world & inside it there’s a bunch of gremlins hoarding the 50,000 lighters I can’t find.

What do you call a shy hamburger restaurant? MeekDonalds