What does a Japanese man experience when he marries a Jewish woman? marital bris

Reporter got asked about any survivors of a plane crash & said ‘its up in the air’. Dude if it was up in the air we wouldn’t be in this mess

There is a piece of aluminum foil blowing across the road and all I can think is that one of you is without your protective headgear today.

What’s worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.

Why does Kim Jong Un love books? Because he is the Supreme Reader.

Now that we have finally started to accept LGBT people inour society… …I think Iowans will soon follow

Damn, you are so savage… Andrew Jackson made you walk the Trail of Tears!

To clear a pop-up ad online, I was just forced to agree that “I don’t care about being healthy and smelling clean”

Body scans and genital fondlings would save more lives if our Government was paying to have them done in hospitals rather than airports.

One group of people still can’t get married in the US Ugly people