How can you make your d bigger? CAPS LOCK

In other words, 2 percent of household germs kinda like Lysol spray

What’s the Incredible Hulk’s favorite food? Smashed potatoes.

I used to be a gynecologist… But after I started shaking, they wouldn’t stop following me home.

I bought a dvd of tiger woods best 18 holes… I was pretty upset it was all golfing.

What did the African eat for breakfast? Ebola cereal. (A bowl of)

What’s a Hitler Youth’s favorite video game? Meincraft

So, this co-worker stated that she makes ice cubes with her leftover alcohol. I’m confused. What’s leftover alcohol?

Until you show me in the corporate dress code where it says masks & capes aren’t allowed, I must refuse to reveal my identity to the others.

Knock-Knock Joke given to me by a Star Wars fan Knock Knock Who’s There? Metaphors Metaphors who? Metaphors be with you