The World of Vegetables by Artie Choak

My first joke ever… Seriously Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the cock!

I had to fire my carpenter Turns out he was a mahoganist.

LF : Clean-ish jokes Need new jokes that aren’t dark so I don’t scare away the girl I like. Engineering and soccer ones are pluses. Thanks for the help.

Q: How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E.

What’s a pirate’s least favorite letter? **R** systems have detected a breach of copyright coming from your home address.

What is the closest thing similar to a woman having a period? Your salary. It also comes once a month, and lasts about 5 days. And if it doesn’t come, it means you are in big trouble.

Yo momma so fat that after sex she smokes a whole pig.

The #1 rule of being a successful shirt: Always Be Clothing.

On a scale of 1 to fucked, how fucked is FIFA? FIFucked.