A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s That’s because she changes it more often.

Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you.

I asked the grammar police about a crime in the capital… They told me that case was sensitive.

I haven’t watched porn since last year The past 6 hours has been tough

I’m not going to make my daughter choose a religion, I’ll explain the differences & when the time comes she can choose either Marvel or DC.

If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again.

“Yo man, what’s shakin’?” Nepal

What do you do when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your TV floating in the air? You shout, “Drop it, Nigga!”

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. Hello Jack.

On a scale of 1 to Canadian bacon, how sad were you when you found out Hamlet wasn’t a story about a tiny, baby ham?