How do sheep divide candy? They all get their fair shear

My new television is really hyperactive. It’s an ADHDTV.

I can’t help but notice that the Ninja Turtles never wash their hands before eating pizza in the sewer.

What does it mean when your home is listed as a distribution center on the Keebler website?

Who’s a gamers favourite Asian Lo Ping

When I was a kid, I use to think a “sexual predator” was a horny alien from the movie “predator” Turns out my uncle just liked to collect movie costumes.

I was so bored last night I decided to make a belt out of all my watches It was a complete waist of time

‘Space Jam’ never gets old – that’s because in the sterile environment of space fruit preserves don’t spoil. Hi, I’m Neil deGrasse Tyson.

It’s International Holocaust Remembrance Day And Fugghedaboutit Day in Germany.

Donald Trump is said to have lack of foreign policy experience to be president, but in fairness, he has spent time meeting with foreign leaders around the world. Ms. Sweden, Ms. Argentina…