Girl, if you were a camel, I’d hump you!

What did the deaf bug order at the bar? A Bee-Ear

If you have streaks of purple, green or blue in your hair, I will try to eat that cotton candy off your head until you tell me to stop.

Chuck Norris was at the Homerun Derby He pitched a no hitter!

If you ever get cold Just stand in a corner for a bit, they’re usually around 90 degrees.

Yo mama so fat.. she uses google plus(G+) instead of regular google

What did that car driver die of?

Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field

Does anyone else think Squidward’s nose looks like…nevermind. There are children in the room.

I’m a vegetarian and when people say to me “you know Hitler was also a vegetarian” it always reminds me how many Jews I’ve been killing