Just gonna take a nice stroll across the OMG ABORT ABORT!!!! – squirrels

I’m one boob, you’re the other boob and together…we’re Breast friends.

My childhood was pretty traumatizing… for my parents.

To the first designer to make skirts so tight that a slit had to be added to the back: Good job. Flip flop guy: Go stand in the corner.

Loaf me, loaf me, say that you knead me.

Are the UK banning the export of cheese? I keep hearing on the radio about cheddar vans not being allowed overseas

What all girls want? All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are “69”

I wanted a screamer or a moaner for Christmas Instead I got a sweater.

Remember to make some bad decisions today. 20 years from now that’s all you’ll have to make your kids think you’re cool.

I used to think I was a fast reader And I was quite proud of it until I heard about these so called “9- 11 Jumpers” who went through over 100 stories in 10 seconds …Incoming repost comments