Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology? Because it was a play on words.

Whats up? My dick.

Practice makes perfect. But only if you remove the A, the I, a C, add an F and an E and then rearrange the letters.

With the recent success of mining for Chileans, I’m just hoping the U.S. doesn’t try drilling for Farm Laborers.

Found a bag of weed in my son’s bedroom, absolutely horrified! The thing was practically all stems and seeds.

tilt your head up as in like look up at the sky and squeeze the bridge of your nose and blink alot. it prevents crying u wimp

I have a picture of Leonard Nimoy holding a kitten. I call it Spock and Aww. Thank you. Goodnight, everybody.

What’s the difference between most people and planes? Most people miss the twin towers.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? “You have a lot of appeal.”

If anyone has a good fishing pun… Let minnow.