Why don’t black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row? Because they don’t believe in the KKK

The Insomniac by Eliza Wake

Great sex is awesome like a hammock. Bad sex is trying to get out of it.

If weddings were for couples there would be men’s wedding magazines.

I am going to kiss you and take your resources

What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi

2 cats are trying to cross a river… The first cat is named “One Two Three”, and the second cat is named “Un Deux Trois”. Only 1 survives, which one? One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois cat sank.

SM A Masochist walks up to a Sadist. Masochist: Hurt me. HURT ME! Sadist: No.

Mr. Habbits overdosed on dick pills old habbits die hard

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant? ALOHA SNACKBAR