And now, here’s a disappointing joke with an anticlimactic punchline. You’re welcome.

Even if I had a refrigerator with glass doors; I would still stand there with the door open.

I really hope Al Gore was in a band during college And named it “Algorithm”

I once knew an Asian lady with one leg… Her name was Irene.

If I were president my approval rating would be bananas, because as president I would change all rating systems to types of fruit.

Eyebrow gaps are so much more important than thigh gaps

I sent ten puns to an online contest… I was hoping at least one would win a prize but no pun in ten did.

Why do jews have a big nose? Because air comes free of charge.

What’s yellow and smells of bananas? Monkey sick

$500 worth of condoms and lubricant were stolen overnight from a Sydney sex shop. Police described the thieves as slippery,well covered,hardened criminals.