Teach a man to Google how to fish and he’ll wind up looking at fish porn for the rest of his life.

Misinterpreted some rabbit prints in the snow and told my scout troop to look out for babies running at 35mph.

The C in Closed is open… but the O in Open is closed

Silence is Golden by Xavier Brethe

Starting a blog that’s just reviews of the food I steal out of the fridge at work.

How do you separate the Greek men from the Greek boys? A crowbar.

My wife went to the West Indies for her holidays. Jamaica? No, she wanted to go.

There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole? Pi-curious.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool.