What is your favorite biology joke?

I’m sick and tired of hearing Jew jokes! Anne Frankly, none of them are even that good.

When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon… …they gave him the cold shoulder.

I was 13 the first time I tried probiotics. Some kids were passing a cup of yogurt around at a party. I figured why not? Now I’m in prison.

What were the last words of king Laius? “Mother fucker.”

Why don’t many buddhists work in the railroad industry? they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose? Bing fwong dong 9/11

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches

“I love it when you call me Big Papa.” -obese Dad who’s comfortable in his own skin to his child

That moment when you are so drunk that you swerve to miss a tree but then you realize its just an air freshener hanging in your car.